A special welcome to our newest online dater. her name is vicky.

 Everyone calls her "wicky",because they are too

drunk to prounounce her name properly.

We are proud to announce that Derby has been twinned with "shithole" in afganistaani. Both towns share similar values. so we will be inviting people like wicky. sorry I mean vicky, to join taliban dating and vice versa.

 Since Derby has now been twinned with shithole the new name has been conjugated to Derby shithole.

A name we are sure will be on everyones lips and already in general use.

Here is the latest picture of Derby shithole town centre after a typical Saturday night out.

as you can see there is a slight mess.Dont let that put you off our lovely shithole.

we look forward to groping you soon. sorry, greeting you soon.