Contact us at:-

find my four legged bride,

the route less travelled,

shithole,

Afganstanii.

Alternatively.

you can find us at:-

Find my two legged chav,

 Zanzibar,

comatose on the dancefloor,

Derby-twinned with shithole.

if you cannot contact us at either of these places

please go straight to Derby royal Infirmary.

we are having our stomachs pumped.Again.

Alternatively you can email us at:

 derbydating@googlemail.com

send us any story you want. if its good enough we will run it.

Doesn't matter if its not about Derby, dating or the taliban.

It soon will be.