I found the goat of my dreams on here!

Ali baba

I found my beloved donkey on here, I don't if its a boy or girl....

osama bin dustbin

 

I found my wife on here. I havent seen her yet because she will not take

her burqa off. I suspect she is a man. please give me some advice.

Ali way

 

I found my donkey shrek on here. I took it back to Ireland with me

Unfortunately there was an Incident in a hotel room involving Latex and handcuffs

Thomas